Hey Reddit! It's hot and I woke up horny. I'm about to work out and then head either to the beach or the park to bask in the sun. And I know that when I get home later all spent and sun drunk I'm going to want to fuck. Maybe you can help me out with that?

Not looking for anything too specific here. Just a nice guy with a nice dick who isn't a total selfish asshole in bed (but one who isn't a pushover either). Is that so much to ask?

(Also yes I posted last week but my inbox got so overloaded I gave up so sorry to anyone who felt like I ghosted them. Feel free to try again.)

Me: 5'4 / 195 / size 14, vaxxed, DDF with recent test results. Arm/leg tattoos, ear/nose piercings, short chin-length brunette hair. Big glasses, wear a lot of black, live alone in a cute apartment in central Brooklyn with a lot of house plants and thrifted art. Think slightly alt plant lady queer librarian vibes with plenty of sarcasm and self deprecation. Busy often, manage a team at my nonprofit job, have my shit vaguely together. Also I've lost a huge amount of weight in the past two years, which is only relevant because as a result my skin is not firm like others at my size, even though I'm quite active. If that's a turn off, no hard feelings, but keep it moving!

You: 20s through early 40s and available TONIGHT. If you consider yourself strictly a dom you can also keep it moving because I'm def not interested. No hard passes to short kings or dad bods although strength is generally attractive to me (which can manifest in a lot of ways, you don't need to be ripped or anything). Ultimately, I'm most attracted to faces. Beyond that, you should also ideally be able to hold a conversation (I would like to chat and get to know you a bit too!), be vaxxed, DDF with recent test results, and have good hygiene. Please also be SINGLE (no "open relationships" either, and cheaters I can always tell if you're lying). You should also definitely be into women with body types like mine. I'm not interested in anyone who'll "settle" to play with me, you know?

If you want a response, chat (don't DM) me: Your age, some info about who you are, what in my post appealed to you, and a body photo (doesn't have to include your face (although I'd love to see it); whatever you're comfortable with). Also tell me what your favorite city summer activity is so I know you read this whole thing.

\I'll automatically delete any messages without photos, messages without any effort put into them, and messages that just ask me for a photo and nothing else. If you can't bother spending a minute or two typing out a pretty basic response to facilitate building a human connection it's pretty clear what kind of lover you are. (hint: a selfish one)**

Thanks for reading. :)