Hi Portland cuties!

I'm a curvy girl based in the northeast who'll be in town April 21/22 and, as the title says, I'm looking to have some fun while there. Staying in Hawthorne and while I have some touristy things on my itinerary that'll keep me busy, I love collecting lovers wherever I go. Maybe you'll be my next one? Let's chat, hang, flirt, make out, and have a passionate encounter that we get to think back on for a while. I have done this before many times and have had some really lovely experiences (check my post history).

Everything I know about Portland I learned from old episodes of Portlandia or new(er) episodes of Shrill, so in my mind all the fuckable guys in this town are plaid-wearing writer/barista hybrids. Is it true? Only one way for me to find out.

Me: Mid-30s, plus size/curvy (5'4 & 210 / size 14-16, for reference), tattoos/piercings (ears/nose), short chin-length brunette hair, big glasses, usually wearing black. Basically, think slightly alt plant lady queer librarian vibes. I come with plenty of sarcasm and self deprecation (if that's your thing) plus a general ennui about life that tends to make me spend too much money booking flights. Busy often, manage a team at my nonprofit job, have my shit vaguely together, spend a lot of my free time thrifting art and clothes I have no more room for or walking around my city. Also, I've lost a lot of weight in the past yearish, which is only relevant because my body looks like a body that has lost a lot of weight. If that's a turn off, no hard feelings, but keep it moving! (Also I'm vaxxed and DDF and you should be too. I don't even drink, I'm so boring.)

You: 20s through early 40s. Physically I'm pretty open when it comes to partners. No hard passes to short kings or dad bods, although I think strength is attractive so folks who are generally active tend to make me melt (but don't take that to mean I need you to be, like, ripped). Ultimately, it's faces that I'm most attracted to. Beyond that, you should also ideally be able to hold a conversation (like, I would like to chat and get to know you a bit too), be vaccinated, have good hygiene, and smell nice (smell is so important???). Lastly, you should definitely be into women with body types like mine. I'm not interested in anyone who'll "settle" for me, you know? Please also be SINGLE (cheaters, I can always tell if you're lying). NOT interested if you're ENM and have a spouse or primary partner.

If you want a response, chat (don't DM) me: Your age, some info about who you are, what you're looking for, what in my post appealed to you, and a photo (face / torso / whatever you're comfortable with). Also tell me your favorite restaurant or thing to do in PDX so I know you read this whole thing.

Thanks for reading, can't wait to play with you!

xo

PS — I'm not interested in online chats, don't even try.