If you're reading this post I'm guessing you're intrigued by the idea of workday office shenanigans -- the thought of going on lunch and squeezing in some fun that ALMOST makes you late coming back. Perhaps you work from home and the idea of being teased in the middle of mundane and boring meetings would be a reprieve. Maybe Tim or Jannette from Accounting JUST get on your last nerve and you need to pound on someone.

If you went, "Hmm!", to any of those ideas, then this is the post for you! A little bit about myself -- I'm 5' 5", dad bod but rapidly improving that, with a nice olive tan. Bonus: I'm completely sterile! If I said I made it with an xray machine a few too many times you'll probably snicker and, quite frankly, that's actually someone accurate. Fried the little guys skipping out on the lead vests in my younger years. I'm told I'm articulate, comical, and I can say myself that I'm attentive. Nothing gets me going more than being attentive to your wants and needs in the moment. Gives me the shivers.

A little bit about you -- doesn't really matter! I'm always excited to meet new people from all walks of life. Chances are conversation will flow early and easily just getting to know you a little bit deeper than just what's on the surface. You're always welcome to tell me to shut up and I'll happily oblige, but I love learning about people, cultures, etc.

This doesn't have to end at the coital. If you're also someone that wishes they had someone to go get coffee with or to vent about work to, don't hesitate to say so!

I hope this finds you well and whatever you're looking for if you don't reach out, I sincerely hope you find it 😊 If you DO reach out, I'm always down pic4pic and, to filter out those pesky bots, tell me about your favorite hole-in-the-wall coffee shop or restaurant! I'm always looking for new places to try.