[TLDR available at the end but please read a least a bit of this, it took far too long to be skipped over, ta]

Me: 29 years on the clock but ready to start the new year with a shock. Tantalisingly tall (6'2) with a serious sarcastic streak, chivalrously cute and exactly what you seek. White as white can be, except for the edges which are still sun tanned to some degree. Dark blue eyes sitting behind some very chic glasses, with brown hair and a short beard making a combination you won't find amongst the masses. Not sporting the physique of Adonis, but I do enough running around to make things... not too shabby-is.

Random and fun as fuck hobbies pour moi include, but are not limited to, the below to match different moods [this formatting is sure to work 100%]: * Walking competitively against me. * Finding out random bits of interesting trivia and seeing how many of them I can forget. * Running around and chasing a small, fluffy and fast-moving ball with a tennis racket in my hand for all to see [definitely haven't ever hit myself in the head with it though, that would be ridiculous]. * Being fascinated by random Youtube adverts that seem to have been made by aliens, intent on coming down at some point and getting us all into a big net.

Beyond all that, I've got lots of sporting bones; football, tennis, anything that needs you to run around a lot and let out some groans. Very into NFL and NBA too which can lead to some semi-uncomfortable late nights, also means I'm completely up to date on Taylor and Travis and their love bites. How many guys would also freely admit that they enjoyed the Barbie movie and think the Ken song is an absolute doozie?

You: A woman with a good sense of humour and ability to have a laugh, ideally someone who can also appreciate a quality graph. Daring with some smarts and stories to share, doesn't mind if the other person can't help but stare [at her]. Feel free to message and chat no matter who you are, who knows but things could go far.

The Proposal: Not watched it, apparently Sandra Bullock puts on a show but only seen the "you're fired" bit.

My proposal: Not got any plans this week so let's kick off 2024 with something different, something ideally magnificent. Let's go somewhere on this island [UK] and hang out, find out about each other while out and about. Preferably over more than one day, I like to think that anything less wouldn't be enough for all we have to say. We can eat, sing, play [in and out the bedroom], walk, run, watch, read or laze around doing sod all; I just want a week to remember while having a ball.

What's next?: Message me quick since next week is nearly here, let's get something sorted for the new year! Happy to chat, share pictures and see how the vibe feels, hopefully well enough that we can get ready to see each other and the big reveals!

TLDR (boo to you if you skipped all the quality rhymes): 29 year old guy from the UK, looking to meet someone new this week since I've got some free time from work and want to do more than just be at home and watch the world go by. Would like to chat with someone from ideally the north west of the UK, see if there's a connection and have some time together for a few days.

Could be anything and everything, I'm open to suggestions but ideally we can have some days out, eat some good food, have some fun and laughs along the way (and hopefully end up spending the night together).

Happy to travel, hotel etc, but hopefully you're relatively close to Manchester and/or Liverpool and could host. Feel free to message if you're from further out too though, not ruling anything out!

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