This isn't limited to just LA. I'm actually just north of the LA area, and I can travel to any eager fan in CA. I'm proposing a little wager during the NBA playoffs. Who makes it further: Clippers or Lakers? I attempted this a couple of years ago, and attracted the attention of a total of 2 (sc amm ers). Hopefully 2023 is a better year.

The wager: I take the Lakers. If they make it further in the playoffs than the Clippers, you give me a blow job during a game of the NBA finals. If the Clippers make it further, I eat you out during a game of the NBA finals. If both lose during the same round, then this never comes to fruition. The Lakers just won their first game of round one, and the Clippers will have their game one chance tonight. Maybe you wait for that outcome? Or you take the risk now? You decide! This offer is good at least through the first round. Who wants to add a little something extra to root for? I'd love to have someone to flirt with, and talk trash with, as we watch these NBA playoffs unfold.

With each game lasting roughly 3 hours, you get the opportunity to have a mouth between your legs for all 3 hours. Or you could find your mouth being used for the same time frame. Are you up for it?

I won't set your expectations too high. I'm not a super model by any stretch. I'm very much an average guy. If I walked by you on the street, you'd never even remember. Physically I'm 32, 5'9", 180lbs, average build, white, dark blonde hair, blue eyes, wear glasses, nerdy look, 5.5" long and average thickness.

We can work out logistics if anyone is interested. Until then... Go Lakers!!!

edit: Well the Lakers made it to the next round and the Clips flopped, but unfortunately I wasn't able to find any takers for this. It was still a fun thought. I wish everyone here the best of luck in their searches.