In light of my choice inflammatory postings online this year, I list below for your consideration the items my heart desires for the holidays:
Asian or Latina girl - (Or any other woman for that matter - not very picky - haha) I hear that these are a must for guys who (a) may or may not be questioning their sexuality or (b) need a woman to be submissive. Luckily, both of these apply to me and every other male poster on reddit.
Unique sense of self. What I've learned on reddit is that it is okay to be different and nobody will judge you for it or utter unkind words.
Big round ass on the Asian or latina (Not picky here) you will bring me. My whole life, I've been steeped in a population that I did not know was not suited for me. It was not until this year that this population was finally labeled, pigeon-holed and derided appropriately. This is the population of the Pancake Bitches.
Autographed picture of Bisexual Soccer Player. Not for any desires of my own, really, but to mark a watershed moment of the pre-Rants and Raves on here.
Dictionary; Strunk & White. I know my grammar and speeling (hahah!) have been atrocious this year. It's just that once I start posting on reddit, I cannot fight the urge to write like a complete retard. Perhaps with the proper tools I can express my racist, whiny and/or pre-judgmental thoughts with proper punctuation.
How to Offend Ethnic Groups Without Really Trying: A Comprehensive Guide (Internet Edition). I have been wanting to read this book because I do not think that I am offending the most amount of groups with the least amount of words yet.
Someone to contact me with services or other commercial interests. For months I have been saying that it is NOT ok to do so, but I have had a change of heart.

Trucker hat.
I've been good this whole year. I think I deserve a good holiday gift.

About me:
· Height - 6'
· Build - Medium built
· Weight - 195 lbs
· Dark Brown eyes