Which usually turns out to be at least 3 when I up the ante. (Just had someone correct me... you know, the super tired guy who works 70-80hrs a week to make sure his kids are safe and he can send along food to others. So sorry.) Know why? Because 97.71636282% of the people replying actually read the rules. It would be 98%, but I can't control the human body parts that can still access Reddit. Local big name chains (your grandmothers basement's app is just.... word vomit) I prefer if you pick it up, and don't be disappointed when our "friends" over in the UK give my app the reverse peace sign and make a fart noise with their mouth. Leaving this open until I wanna thunderdome with my cat.

Edit. Working on 2 orders. Please hold.

Edit 2... my public apology to the person I mentioned "corrected me". I'm just a salty fucker today and that's never good for people around me, especially that Canadian dominos that tried to tell me, over the phone (yep, I'll call anywhere to make sure someone gets their pizza) that the minimum phone order is $100 because I'm in NY. I hope you are choked by a haunted sausage. (The dominos employee, not my English teacher lol)