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A poem about a pizza (based on Shel Silverstein's Boa Constrictor):
Oh, I'm being eaten
By Susie Homemaker,
An alligator,
an impersonator?
I'm being eaten by The Terminator,
And I don't... feel a single thing.
What a shock!
It's opened my box.
Oh geeze,
It smells my cheese!
Bologna!
There went the pepperoni!
They're fast!
This day is my last!
I'm bereft,
There'll be nothing left!
Oh bust,
Not even a crust.
Okay, it's not a great poem.
EDIT: Pizza just delivered! Thank you /u/alexdgoat666! Mods messaged! Will pay it forward as soon as I can!
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