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Alright so I had a ton of fun with the last rhyming name game, so I’m gonna give it another go. So, for those of you who missed the last one and are just joining us:

The concept of the game is simple enough. I ask a question - you give an answer. It can be two words, it can be ten. The biggest stipulation is that it MUST RHYME.

That’s the whole fun of the game. Your answers must rhyme. So if the question where to be:

You’ve been making videos for years now and you’re finally getting your big break, your own children’s show (based on the title they provided you)! Only, when you get to set, you somehow grossly misunderstood the offer only to realize it’s a porno. What’s the title of the film that in retrospect you don’t know how you didn’t realize?

And your answers could be:

• Filling Those Chipmunk Cheeks with Nuts for Weeks
• You Must be Joking, Here’s how to Stop her Choking
• How to Take care of that Snake
• Mrs. Cleaver loved the Beaver

You get the idea. (Not my best work but I’m just giving examples, not trying to win!) So there’ll be 6 questions, to win you must provide six answers. And those answers must rhyme. (I’m very lenient with what’s considered a rhyme, I’ll allow for ‘close enoughs’) Last contest people rhymed just their answers, others used their answer and the description of that answer and made it all rhyme. Whatever works for you! Both are totally acceptable.

RUE-WOLS:

1. Must answer all 6 questions to qualify and all answers MUST RHYME in even the loosest sense of the phrase.
2. Open to any and all, but have at least made an intro or be active on the sub or just don’t be a gift grabbing ghost. International folks welcome. Newbies welcome. Come one, come all.
3. Contest will end Friday afternoon. Have something on your wishlist for maybe less than $15 but definitely less than $20.
4. Optional: Summon a buddy and tell them to join you in this contest cause you’re amazing and tell them why you’re amazing, only make that rhyme too!
5. Optionaler: Feel free to put Bonus: and answer the above children’s show/porno question and the winner of that might get a little something. For those of you paying attention!

OK! Here’s the questions:

1. Somehow the weird talent you gave got out amongst your friends, and while it may be in jest, the name they’ve chosen to tease you with hits that nail right on its head? What’s the nickname they’ve given you to highlight your unusual skill?
2. You’ve just learned that they’re opening your dream store right down the street from where you live. The reason it’s your dream store is because it sells 3 of your favorite things in the world. What’s the name of the magical shop that also showcases what wares are contained within?
3. You’re walking home late at night, when from a dark alley you hear something. You turn and see your worst nightmare standing mere feet from you. You’re about to pee yourself from fear, but then it refers to itself by its own name, which you didn’t know it had an actual name, and you begin to choke and cry… from laughter! What is the name of this embodiment of terror with the unfortunate name that causes more laughter than slaughter?
4. Headline about an Elk charging into a children’s daycare reads, “Duck, Duck, Goose ends in Watch, Duck, Moose!” Headline about a cephalopod escaping captivity inside the hat of a young fan, ”Squid Hid Under Lid of Kid!“ Headline about a superhero who has an equipment malfunction and falls in to a warehouse of ironic items, “…[This is where you come in!]…”
5. The demon you summon in to existence from time to time appears before you because he said that he has the end all, be all, heaviest metal album of all time. You’ve never heard of the band, or the album, but you’re surprised by how absolutely Metal it sounds, but also by how ridiculously long their name and album title are. What band and album title has the goat footed, horned dark one conjured for you from the seven circles of hell to assault your ear dreams?
6. Finally, you’re out with close friends and having the best day ever. All of the sudden your Spidey sense is tingling, because you see your childhood nemesis, who you haven’t crossed paths with since… they gave you the nickname from question #1. But don’t worry, they come up to you to try and apologize and you hit them with the most vicious insult and/or backhanded compliment to ever be put out in to the universe. They start with, “Oh hey there <Answer to Question #1>..,” but before they can say more, what scathing retort do you let loose from your mouth’s insult holster to verbally slap them silly with? (Feel free to rhyme with the sentence in italics above, or make up something completely new!)

I understand these questions and premises are getting sillier and a tad more involved, but I hope they’re not too confusing. Feel free to ask questions, there’s no one left behind! Or summon that bro to show the know flow glow so you can go through no mo woe!

Also, if you’re really struggling, here’s a little cheat assistance if you’re stumped on a rhyme:

The Hot Rhyme Spot You Got Taught A Lot More Than You’d Thought