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This contest is going to combine some of my favorite things: creativity, rhyming, and hopefully puns.

It’s simple, I’m going to list six categories. I want you to give me the answer to each category and the only stipulation is that the answer has to rhyme. So your answer can be two words, or it can be ten words, but it has to rhyme somehow. So if the category was: Your the host of a paranormal game show, what’s it called?

• Your answer could be: Exorcise the Prize
• Or : Find the Ghost, Win the Most
• Or: Rich Witch
• Or: Raise the Undead & you get the Bread

You get the idea.

Got it? Let’s see how this goes. Ok so here’s your categories:

1. You’re a supervillain but your superpower is hilariously lame. What your lacking power and the name you’ve chosen that incorporates it?
2. You’ve made a fantasy character for Dungeons & Dragons, but chosen an unfortunate name that causes everyone you meet to doubt your adventuring prowess. What naming blunder have you selected?
3. It’s the apocalypse and you’ve fortified your home and absorbed the houses around you into a small compound. What are you calling your sovereign nation camp?
4. You’ve just directed a film that is your life story, only because of the name, people accidentally assumed it was a horror film. What’s the title of your mislabeled biopic?
5. You find an old tome in a used book store that holds within it’s pages real, 100% useable magical spells. Only, they all seem pretty inane and hilariously useless. What is the tome called?
6. Your best friend got their favorite quote you’ve ever said tattooed on them, only you swear you’ve never said it. But it sounds like something you’d say? What’s the nugget of wisdom they’ve gotten inked?

Winner chosen Sunday based on creativity, originality, hilarity, and bonus points for puns.

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• DBAD
• Only comments with all 6 answers will be considered.
• Answers must rhyme, but interpret that however you wish. I’m very lax with rhymes that are close-ish.
• Contest ends Sunday 9/18.
• Contest open to all.
• Don’t link your wishlist. I can find it.