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On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool,

And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school

When…

And this is where you come in to tell me why you had to leave West Philly and move to your rich Auntie & Uncle’s place in Bel-Air… Robots? Pirates? Sour patch kids came to life and invaded the city?!

Make it as outlandish as you want, but you’ve got to fill 8 bars/lines, starting with When… and ending with …[hilarious exclamation/how you made your way] to Bel-Air!

(For example: - And I told the Magic carpet, “Make haste to Bel-Air!” - As I fled with my assistant, “Come Igor to Bel-Air!” - And with all 7 Dragonballs I wished myself to Bel-Air!

Creativity will always win out. The more hilarious the better.)

R00L$: - Keep it to 8 lines please. The first line starts with When and the last line just has to finish with to Bel-Air! That also means your 7th line before it should rhyme with that ending in some way. - Everything else in between us up to you. Have fun with it. - If you win, I’ll find my way to your wishlist one way or another so please, no links to it. - Don’t be a couple of guys up to no good and start making trouble in this… contest. - Ends Sunday at 9pm EST.

And just in case anyone needs it for reference:

The Theme Song

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