”In a world…” where eating pie (it’s also National Blueberry Pie Day) and therefore it’s multitude of flavours gives you superpowers; what pie would you consume and what gained superpowers would eating it entail? Would you eat a slice of lemon meringue and gain the ability to be light as a feather and fly higher than a whipped topping? Perhaps you’d devour some Neapolitan pie in the hopes of securing multiple powers as legends of old foretold. Or maybe you’d like to be a part of a pie power dynasty and ingest a half a sugar pie to become inhumanly fast. All these things and more are possible as this is complete and utter made up nonsense! So come one come all. Debate, relate and commiserate over your crust covered origins and PIE-fect powers of fanciful-ness. Happy National day folks, whichever of the many you might be celebrating. <3