CLOSED

update: that didn't take so long! The secret action was.... Say something sexual!

u/kayaqueen was the first and came in strong with her poetry: "Suck a dick, kiss my ass, lick me where I pee, eat me, send nudes!"

u/Excellent_Maize2296 with " Grab em by the pussy"

and u/aehartis with "nude me, nude me, say that you nude me"

You will all be gifted today.

Those of you who have played video games or board games may be familiar with the concept of secret actions or hidden actions. I am looking for a specific type of comment.

Maybe it's "talk about your cat!"

Or "tell a joke."

(It's neither of these.)

First person to perform the secret action, wins.

(If it does take longer than a couple days I'll start hinting because I realize this could potentially take eternity.)

GLHF!

Side note: there is no limit to how many times you can comment. (Those of you who know me already know I'm greedy for da comments so comment away!)