CLOSED*

*those who have been chosen to be gifted have been gifted

Make me so so bored. Write me a story, a hypothesis, a poem, anything, BUT if I make it to the end then you lost. You have to bore me so much I don't even read to the end.

1. You can not copy paste something random from the internet.

2. Maximum of 5 normal paragraphs. (Obviously don't make each paragraph an entire novels worth, that's cheating!)

3. So then to be fair I'll say max of.... 5 sentences per paragraph.

The contest ends when I get tired of reading your boring comments.

I'm not bored easy. 😈 Do your worst!

Also there may be more than one winner. Just depends how well yall do at being absolutely horribly and devastatingly boring.

Edit: updated lines to sentences

Edit: okay you guys are plenty boring 😂 I will be gifting several of you guys tonight and tomorrow as well. Thanks for participating!

Edit: I'm sorry guys, the wishlist search isn't working for me and I'm on mobile. I'm gonna get on it tomorrow evening after work! You will get your gifts!!