Winner has been contacted, confirmation of shipping later today. October 5, 2021.

So a squids birthday is coming up, but honestly who cares about all that. Instead let’s celebrate this community by giving away a little love in the form of an ‘Angel’ & a ‘Stitch’. Open to every single body out there. Gonna be shipping this out wherever it needs to go cause that how I roll. International spies eat your hearts out!

It’s all pretty simple,

This here is what a squid is sending one of you.

Do you like it; I certainly hope so cause why else the heck are you here then? No, but for captain crunch cereal entering is easy. So here it goes…

1) Open International (Will be shipping this out on the 5th of October.)

2) Ends 11:59 October 4th, 2021.

3) DBA DURSLEY I ain’t about those types.

4) To receive a valid entry please submit one of the following:

A) A personal funny (and I do want to pee my pants) birthday story.

B) Make me a homemade card. I like em what can I say. Doesn’t need to be fancy just needs to be homemade.

5) Have fun, be merry, and let’s all share the love okay?

Thanks for playing you lovely bunch of coconuts!