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For this contest, I want you to come up with the most metal sounding, epic, straight savage moniker for yourself as if you were a warrior in the dark ages and were a creature of legend, spoken of in no more than a whisper for fear of incurring your wrath. What title would you carry that would cause the most stalwart of challengers to falter in your presence. The very sound of your name would cause babes to weep at their mother’s side. Would have priests and holy men falling to their knees reciting prayers of protection. Would have the very earth itself tremble when you stalked from town to town, laying waste to armies and tumbling entire empires.

Get evil with it. This is your chance to be the villain you’ve always known you could be. I’ll give some examples to get you going:

• TisteAndii, Godhorror of the Black Maw
• Logen Ninefingers, The Bloody Nine
• Valak the Defiler, the Marquis of Snakes
• Mortarion The Plague Father
• The Witch King of Angmar
• Emrakul, The Promised End
• Kroxa, Titan of Death’s Hunger

You get the idea. Think of it as if you were part ruthless Barbarian killing machine, part black metal/GWAR band member. You can use your username as part of it if you want, or you don’t have to. Bonus if you want to summon a friend and give them a title of your own making as well, then let them bring an additional one to the table.

Rules:

1. Don’t be a genital.
2. If not US, have a gift card please.
3. Don’t link your wishlist, I’ll contact the winner to get it from you.
4. Contest ends Saturday at Midnight EST (I’ll go through all the entries Sunday and pick a winner then).
5. I’ll pick a winner who comes up with my favorite name for themselves, and a bonus winner who comes up with my favorite name for their summoned friend, so you can enter twice by summoning someone to the party.