[Closed] This contest is to celebrate my brother, Frankie. Today would have been Frankie's 28th birthday. He passed away in a car accident 6 years ago. I'm sad, but I am 100% staying positive and celebrating his memory and beautiful soul today with my mom. He was a professional chef who graduated a 4-year cooking school and had a passion for food. But, what I remember most of all is that he was funny. His jokes and pranks and comedic timing for one-liners were spot-on. And, I think we all need to spread more laughter and smiles today!

So... Tell me your absolute best joke! Frankie's specialty was NSFW jokes, so feel free to go there. I'm marking this contest NSFW, just in case. Contest ends sometime Wednesday afternoon EST (May 26th).

Rules:

1. DBA Dursley (please not today)
2. Tell me your best joke (or the best joke you can find on Google!!)
3. Have something $5 or less on your WL (but the prize may be bigger).
4. Open worldwide (but if not in the US, please have a gift-card on your list and be willing to give your email).
5. Tag a friend who needs a laugh! (I want everyone to be able to join in the fun)!