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Some of you have played before. Well, now it's write weird poetry time again, Holiday edition.
You must write a short poem about at least 2 of the elements below AND a winter holiday. It can be any winter holiday in any religion or tradition. Any elements of the holiday will do (elves, Krampus, Midwinter, Kwanza, Dreidels, Rudolph, whatever)
You don't have to use the exact words listed below, as long as the subject is clear (eg, will accept rodeo or ranch in lieu of cowboy).
Poem must be short , I'm too lazy to read a sonnet. You can use the familiar Haiku or Limerick, or try your hand at some other lesser known forms of short poetry: A shadorma, A nonet, a difficult tricube or a magic 9. You may submit a total of two poems (as separate top level comments) for consideration.
DBAP (don't be a plagarist). NSFW okay. Up to 2 entries per user allowed
Contest ends Thursday night.
Pick at least 3 of the following subjects for your poem:
Any moderator (for clarification, the u/ is silent and doesn't count as a syllable)
Rubber ducks
Elmo
Flamingos
The Rain Dance
Corn on the cob
Bonfires
Pigs
Flaming Hot Cheetos
Vibrators
Food poisoning
Ecstacy
Toenails
Designer purses
stimulus checks
Skeletons
Taco Tuesday
Phish concerts
Laxatives
Madagascar
An itchy rash
Waiting until the early light of dawn
Winter Solstice has begun
Ecstasy once the darkness is gone
Skeletons of the night swept away
Elmo on the TV as children yawn
Corn on the cob, bread baking
Rebirth of the sun coming on
Energy abounding for everyone
What beauty we have come upon!
Bonfires, legs spread
Christmas cheer, vibrators buzz
Her orgasm hits.
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Thank you beautiful! It was one of the few times I’ve attempted a Magic 9 poetry style! ❤️