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[Contest] Write weird poetry Holiday edition
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This Contest is Closed.

Some of you have played before. Well, now it's write weird poetry time again, Holiday edition.

You must write a short poem about at least 2 of the elements below AND a winter holiday. It can be any winter holiday in any religion or tradition. Any elements of the holiday will do (elves, Krampus, Midwinter, Kwanza, Dreidels, Rudolph, whatever)

You don't have to use the exact words listed below, as long as the subject is clear (eg, will accept rodeo or ranch in lieu of cowboy).

Poem must be short , I'm too lazy to read a sonnet. You can use the familiar Haiku or Limerick, or try your hand at some other lesser known forms of short poetry: A shadorma, A nonet, a difficult tricube or a magic 9. You may submit a total of two poems (as separate top level comments) for consideration.

DBAP (don't be a plagarist). NSFW okay. Up to 2 entries per user allowed

Contest ends Thursday night.

Pick at least 3 of the following subjects for your poem:

Any moderator (for clarification, the u/ is silent and doesn't count as a syllable)

Rubber ducks

Elmo

Flamingos

The Rain Dance

Corn on the cob

Bonfires

Pigs

Flaming Hot Cheetos

Vibrators

Food poisoning

Ecstacy

Toenails

Designer purses

stimulus checks

Skeletons

Taco Tuesday

Phish concerts

Laxatives

Madagascar

An itchy rash

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Thank you beautiful! It was one of the few times I’ve attempted a Magic 9 poetry style! ❤️

Waiting until the early light of dawn

Winter Solstice has begun

Ecstasy once the darkness is gone

Skeletons of the night swept away

Elmo on the TV as children yawn

Corn on the cob, bread baking

Rebirth of the sun coming on

Energy abounding for everyone

What beauty we have come upon!

Bonfires, legs spread

Christmas cheer, vibrators buzz

Her orgasm hits.

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