This contest is closed.

Edit: Thanks for the well-wishes, jokes, and conversation. And thanks for entering the contest. I have a collection of other super random items that I'm itching to gift, so I'm sure I'll do another one of these sometime soon. <3

I'm grading.... again. I think my students forget that I'm a person. Sometimes I forget that I'm a person, too. In light of this, I'm trying to remember to take breaks from my work to ensure that my own needs are met. Running a contest seems like a good way to do that.

Rules: eh, who needs 'em? Lawlessness is the rule of the land. Or something like that.

Seriously, my brain is too fried to think of something clever or fun for you to do. Say whatever. Be a person. If you want a SFW force gift comment, "Force me," and feel free to add whatever else you might want to say. That's it. kthxbye.