THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED

Wednesday at 3am, I have to get up, shower, and be at the airport by 4:45. I'm heading home to Minnesota for a week to be a surprise present for my Grandpa's 80th birthday (yes I will wear a gift bow on my head). Obviously I have left all my laundry, cleaning, and packing to the last minute.

YOUR TASK, should you choose to accept it, is to look at the following list of shit I have to do and tell me whether or not it'll be done by the time I go to bed tonight. I will not tell you how much of this I have already completed.

• laundry
• pack clothes
• pack entertainment
• locate passport
• charge and refill ipod
• print flight itinerary
• pick which knitting is going with me
• print knitting pattern(s)
• play with Admiral Coolcat
• shave leg forest
• mani/pedi
• make dinner
• clean cat box
• water plants
• put away dishes

YOUR ANSWER should follow this pattern:

If you think I will finish the list today, write YES, followed by the number of tasks you think I had already completed before writing up this contest. HINT: it is a non-zero number, and I might enlist help from my SO.

If you think I will not finish the list before bed, write NO, followed by the number of tasks you think I will need to finish tomorrow. HINT: I am fond of procrastinating, and have all of tomorrow to finish while I play new Steam games today.

(Don't write your number with letters, eg, 42 is correct, forty-two is incorrect.)

You are allowed to try to motivate or distract me.

ENDS Tuesday night before I go to bed at about 9pm Eastern. One winner; $15 prize; .com Prime is available; open to international at $15 equivalent of local currency. Feel free to link a thing. Winner will be the first person to guess correctly. If no one wins by default, I will raffle the YES or NO.