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This is based on... something somebody did one time. I don't know. It's Friday. I'm whooped. Stick with me. Let's play "Wishlist Detective." Pick someone (ideally rather randomly, maybe look at the daily discussion, someone you see often, or someone you wish you saw hanging around more... whatnot). Look at their wishlist(s) and then make up something sweet or absolutely silly about them, using your detective prowess, and sleuthing skills. Do NOT be mean. I will sic a pack of werewolves on you. It's meant to be fun! For example (I'm using myself here):

u/KarateChopTime Has 396 cats. She must be flying to Japan several times a year, and bringing back suitcases full of cats (neko). Then she feeds them Tokyo treats while reading manga.

You get the idea.

I will gift tomorrow (Saturday 3.23) after a fun but hectic event I have in the morning! Have fun private eyes!

For the randomizer say: Sherlock Holmes never actually said, Elementary, my dear Watson.