A supercalafragilisticexpialidocious Sunday too you RAOA; I’ve really missed you!

Been a while so tentacles crossed I do this correctly. Here’s how the contest goes, have you heard of “Kitten Mittens”? It’s a fictional product from the show - Always Sunny in Philadelphia. For the purposes of this contest I want you to pitch me a product idea using the advert for “Kitten Mittens” as the baseline. I’m not asking for a video so no worries if your camera shy, just a short scripted pitch. Blooping should be hilarious if I still know some of you. So be creative, be ridiculous, but most of all have fun. <3

This contest that I’ve decided to tread water for will have multiple winners. 1st winner for a gift up to $35.00 CAD. A runner up who will recieve something up to $15.00 CAD in value and honourable mentions will get a small gift ranging from $1.00 - $5.00. Winners chosen at my discretion under a random criteria I’ll most likely make up upon the moment of selection.

So now the rules, always rules:

1) Don’t be a dinkleberry, I don’t have any scissors.

2) Have gifted at least once. I will check my list twice.

3) Have an intro before this posting.

4) Have items/lists priced between $1.00 - $5.00, $5.00 - $15.00 and $50.00 and under CAD.

5) Be from…well anywhere I can ship through amazon I suppose. There are some countries with restriction unfortunately out of my control; but if a gift card is available I’ll work with winners to facilitate it.

6) Always remember a squid gives the best slimy tentacle hugs. くコ:彡

This contest will run till December 3rd to give a week for those creative juices to flow. Winner(s) to be chosen and gifted by December 5th so you’ll hopefully receive them right in time for the holidays.

If my memory has been washed away with the tides I’ll jostle the waves and remind you who I am. I’m Squidusa, and I DON’T reside in the US of A. I remember this causing some rather comical confusion. My name is the meshing of my love for cephalopods and the mortal gorgon sister Med(usa). I turned 30 this year (saw those discord birthday wishes, thank you!) and live in the great white north with my floof noodle dog, my 14 year old adopted chickadee and my mum who has early onset Alzheimer’s. I’m not great in person (working on it), but a social butterfly from the comfort of my screen. I’m studying to be a massage therapist and in my spare time still love to have fun with LEGO. I’ve always enjoyed being a part of RAOA and was saddened that the death of a family member took me away from this amazing community; especially as I’ve received some of the best emotional support of my life from this sub Reddit. I’m glad to be back and look forward to reconnecting. So without further adieu let’s get to gifting!