This Contest is closed . Have you ever been on a bad date? Well geez, Louise I had a doozy of one this morning (read the daily thread if you haven’t already). So to get me out of my funk I need y’all top my bad date.

Down below type out a dating profile to win my heart ❤️ but the kicker is you only put down the worst qualities.

EXAMPLE

RICHARD

33/W/M

Loves to talk incessantly about my ex

Will order your food for you because being lactose intolerant is not a real thing

Scrapes fork on teeth while eating

Will constantly stare at your bosom and ask if they are real

A die hard Vandy fan

You get the gist, right? Okay now for the rules.

1) Open WW if you are outside the U.S. please have email on wishlist

2) Have your wishlist easy to access. I don’t want to have to dig for it. Have it pinned on your profile or you can link it down below. Sorry Mod-Gods I’m on mobile.

3) Have gifted here in the past 60 days.

4) Don’t be a Richard. I mean your dating profile can but be courteous to others

5) Use the phrase Date me

6) Contest will end Tuesday Sept 5 at noon CST