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26 [M4F] #SE England Suckle, Cuddle and Talk about the Mysteries of Life
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AstrologicalSyzygy is a male looking for a female in SE
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Hello, this post is a bit wordy, but I've done my best to communicate who I am and what I am looking for so that you can make an informed decision. Enjoy.

TL;DR: I'm an enigmatic person with a deep love for knowledge, intimacy, and nature. I love to laugh and try to make the world a better place. I want someone I have physical and emotional chemistry with. I am not looking for a sexual relationship at this time though that may change with the right person in the future.

Physicality:

I'm 26, White, Blonde, Red, Brown, and Dark Brown bordering on black hair simultaneously. Intensely Green eyes, Very fit (6'1, 166 Lbs), I look like a younger Michael Fassbender or Viggo Mortensen. If you were picturing one of them as a court sorcerer in a fantasy world, you have me. My voice is very deep and soothing.

Personality:

I'm either very relaxed, actively cultivating stillness, or intent on causing laughter and shenanigans. I never lost that childlike wonder and feel that it's crucial to a fulfilled life - climbing trees, singing, smiling while walking under the sun, animal flow, capoeira, and yoga. I love making jokes but prefer someone with a positive sense of humour as I'm actively trying to eliminate cursing and unnecessary negativity from my vocabulary.

Interests - I quite literally do everything. Travel, Barefoot running, Health & Fitness, Ice Cream, Travel, Ancient History, Slinging, Jiu-Jitsu, Muay Thai, Capoeira, Yoga, Qigong, Meditation, Reading, Cooking from scratch, Cooking in the wilderness over an open fire, Horseback riding, Camping, Urban Exploration, Paddle Boarding, Bouldering, Men's Gymnastics, Hema, Singing, The Saxophone, Guitar, Composition, Creative Writing, Reverse engineering society and technology, building gadgets, coding (exclusively python at the moment) Gaming (I'm pondering giving this up completely for productivity) Shenanigans. If you need a body for literally any activity I am in.

Daily life - My career revolves around psychoanalysis and biomechanics. My routine is a bit intensive as a result, daily yoga, strength & mobility-based workouts, dialled-in nutrition, meditation, and mindfulness. I model myself for everything that I teach. I get to help everyone from kids struggling with school to high-performance athletes and elderly people looking to regain the confidence to move. It is exactly where I am meant to be and I feel so happy to be where I am every single day. I like to cook elaborate meals, even for just myself. I spend as much time in the sun and barefoot as I can. In an ideal world, the weather would be warm, the grass soft and I would never have to wear clothing. Whenever I'm sad I like ice cream or a hug.

Who and what I'm looking for:

Someone I can really connect to deeply and emotionally, The type of person you start chatting to, and within minutes you feel your heart tugging in their direction. I want someone to suckle for hours (dry or wet) someone whose chest I can lay my head on in the quiet of the morning. Someone I can fall asleep holding and wake up pressed against. I want someone who feels a deep, heady sensation in their chest at my words, someone who gets as much emotional and physical fulfilment from this as I do. I want to feel the warmth of your breasts against my face, feel the softness of your nipples and areola like rose petals, the happiness, and appreciation from gazing at your chest, the connection I feel latching on, not just of physical satisfaction, but of my heart reaching out and finding an embrace. I feel like the word relationship, friend, mentor - none of these really fit. I want someone to make a lifelong connection with, that even if my head is not resting against your breasts years from now, we still chat, and still have an appreciation for the other.

My ideal partner:

Has a big heart and loves to cuddle. She is health conscious. I want someone who feels the desire to help others, to nurture, someone who likes to smile. I'm unlikely to click with someone more than 2 years younger or older than 50. If you're neurodivergent or creative we'll get along very well.

Location - Southeast England, but I may travel for things that spark my interest. If you are anywhere from North America (apart from LA, where I'll be this winter) please do not message me.

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