I'm going to be honest right up front and say I've never done anything like this before. And I don't just mean ANR, but also attempting to meet up with someone online. I'm probably not going to bring you to a screaming orgasm just by sucking on your breasts, or drop to my knees and worship like I see some guys on here talk about in an impressive amount of detail. Nah, I don't know what I'm doing, and frankly even just writing this post is giving me the prom night jitters haha, but I don't want to lead anyone on into thinking that I'm some crazy experienced ANR god of your dreams when I'm most likely not.

What I am, however, is a 6'3 fat guy (who has been referred to as a "great cuddler" if the rumors are to be believed) with potential mommy issues who is hoping to make an emotional and physical connection with a likeminded person. Whether you're equally inexperienced and wanting to try something new as well (awesome and hot) or a seasoned Mrs Robinson type wanting to show the young dumb kid what to do (also awesome and hot), I would love to hear from you!

A bit about me! I am a huge horror movie lover, as well as a DnD nerd. I love to write and am currently working on my first novel, and I also enjoy to collect and restore "old" technology like film cameras, type writers and turn tables I played hockey for around 13 years, and am now attempting a self taught boxing regiment for weight loss and to become a badass (in a delusional sort of way).

I live on my own so I am able to host, but also more than happy to meet you if thats what you prefer. I live between Columbus and Cincinnati, and am pretty much willing to travel to any of the neighboring states. I am not interested in sex, though I am open to providing oral if you want that kind of thing (purely because I want to be good at it and need practice LMAO), though thats obviously not a requirement of any sort.

Shoot me a message if you'd like to talk more!