Sooooo....X-mas dinner at mother outlaws went relatively well. I kept having to throw her out of the kitchen because she was annoying and pestering me with her constant questions and 'suggestions' on how to make this dish or the turkey taste better....bish, have you ever cooked a turkey? No. Green bean casserole? No. Anything? No. So GTFO of the kitchen and let me work my magic! SHEEEESH Needless to say, I did down 3/4 of a bottle of red wine while cooking until she finally got the hint - but not before making a snide comment about me drinking. In true BPS style (of course....tee hee), I quipped 'I only drink for two reasons: To make a miserable occasion bearable, or to make a shitty meal edible. In this case, we both know I'm a damn good cook." *insert DAAAAAAMN meme here* Thank Zeus for wine!

Anyways, on to my thank yous! For the mods:

u/libertyprogrammer x3

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u/morenoodles

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u/ImOKReally x11

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u/jaimekj

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