Note: This was originally posted on Tuesday and was taken down due to a misunderstanding of the rules on my part. The Mods have graciously allowed me to repost this with some minor tweaks, and we are now open for business again. The Phone Number and Email Fields on the form are entirely optional, just so you know! Also, if you filled the form out before, you do not need to fill it out again. Thank you!

I sit here just after midnight, with my fingers poised over the keyboard waiting for the words to come that will not only entertain you, but also encourage you to sign up for another year's Drunken Christmas Card.

What's on the menu:

• As always, a Drunk or Sober Christmas Card. I will take my pen and write for you some sort of message that will hopefully combat the loneliness that is found at the bottom of an empty glass, when you open your bleary eyes and find that the snow has invaded your home.

Below you will find some history. Here's my thank you message from last year. Ahead of you, you may find a card that has the secrets of life, love, loss, and courage. Or you may find your best friend, your worst enemy, or dumb jokes about the 3 Ninja Movies.

I'm more melancholy than normal this year, so I look forward to writing your card. The Notes section is required this year, as my personal creativity is fairly low, and I want to ensure you enjoy your card.

Thanks for being a part of this tradition.

History:

7 Years Ago

6 Years Ago

5 Years Ago

We don't talk about 2018.

3 Years Ago

2 Years Ago

1 Year Ago

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