Okay these were by far my favorite theme of cards to receive. If you sent one before and your pet has done something cute since then, I’d love to hear more. I got so many amazing responses and exotic pets and pirate pets. Cards from Slovenia and Canada—it was so awesome, and it gave me dopamine I have a hard time finding these days.

So here goes, copy paste:

We’ve all been subject to seeing pictures and videos of non-family member kids we don’t care about and have gotten weirdly detailed reports of kids we’ll never meet.

By that same token, we all have 35-second videos of our cats lightly wheezing through their tail fur in deep sleep. Most of us can detail certain looks our lizards give us depending on how satisfied they are with their meal.

I want to hear ALL of the latter.

Does your dog sneeze for fun or sympathy?

Does your bearded dragon lay some weird way?

Do your cats slowly move an inch every 15 minutes to keep up with a certain sun patch?

Is your dog tolerating their new medicine really well?

Does your bird have a skin condition you have trouble managing?

I want to hear about all of it. Every stupid detail you know about your pet that literally no one else cares about? I’m here to read about it. Send me a card about it, and if you’re an artist (and ESPECIALLY if you’re not) draw me a diagram.