Is your goal in life to give birth to babies and to be a housewife? Does serving food to your husband make you swoon? Does it turn you on when he compliments you on having cleaned the windows?

If so, then:

• Pick one of the available cards and note its coordinate (upper case characters for portrait cards, lowercase for landscape).
• Comment below with the coordinate of the card that you'd like (e.g. "a5" for "It's a casserole silly"), and a writing prompt.
• If I haven't sent you a card before, then send me a chat message with your address formatted like "Jane Doe // 1200 Broadway // New York, NY 10007 // USA". Do not forget to include a name and the country!!
• Once you receive your card, please remember to post a thank you post to this sub as acknowledgement.

Cards already taken (portrait orientation):

Cards already taken (landscape orientation):

Happy claiming! Note: I've just updated the image to mark which cards are already taken but will now go away (it's now 01:20 GMT on May 5th) and will not update or attend to this post for the next 10 hours or so.