Monet, you are amazing, and you have always sent me wonderful cards. And I'm a low spoons, overwhelmed dork who's in way over his head. I want to thank you so much, and also apologise.

1- Thank you so much for the Grrrr Power Spice Cats postcard! I 100% see how that would remind you of me. XD This is the best version of the Spice Girls, and they'd be much softer to pet, too! I really love your stickers, especially the sloth one!

2- Thank you so much for inviting me to the falconry party! I had loads of fun, starting with that snazzy invitation! The yacht was kind of epic, too! I'm glad I could provide the orchard, it's been doing really well since. I seem to remember that I did find the nectarines, and they were quite juicy! With any luck I can manage to produce grafts and give you at least one tree at our next posh event.

3- Thank you so much for the birthday card, it's so lovely! I do love a good rainbow and a yellow envelope, you really do know me well! The bee postcard is lovely, and the washi is SO PRETTY. I'm especially fond of the dinos one (how do I not have dino washi?!) and the yellow one with the pandas! The stickers were lovely, too. Thanks for taking the time to send me something lovely for my 31st birthday!

You are absolutely wonderful, and I'm sorry I haven't been able to express my gratitude before.