I found a delightfully sassy postcard book on sale and couldn't resist buying it. Now, I'm not blessed with cheeky wit, so I'm gonna rely on y'all to give me reasons to send you a card.

If you're interested in getting one, please:

• Check out these photos for samples and the occasions/categories covered.

• Comment with an occasion or achievement so I can pick out a postcard for you! Make up an outlandish one or give me a real occasion – either way, I'll greet you as if it's true. :D

• Wait for a PM from me asking for your details if you've been chosen.

I'll leave this offer up for a day or so. I'll also prioritize users I haven't sent mail to recently.

IMPORTANT NOTE! These are the countries I can send mail to: Australia, Belgium, Brunei, China, Dubai (I know that's not a country but that's what it says on the post office notice!), France, Germany, Guam, Hong Kong, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, New Zealand, Pakistan, Papua New Guinea, Singapore, Spain, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, UK, USA, Vietnam. (I am in the Philippines.)