Have you ever watched The Dating Game? The cringe was real. I remember watching it when I was younger and dying of second hand embarrassment for the contestants, not knowing why anyone would subject themselves to this kind of torment on TV for an awkward date with some stranger.

Friends, I have found the Valentine's Day postcards equivalent to The Dating Game! They will leave you with immediate disappointment as they did for me when I opened this pack! I was going to post a pic and let you guys choose your postca...errr... valentine, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to post 5 "contestants" for today because I don't think I can stomach much more embarrassment right now. More to come later.

Choose the valentine postcard of your dreams based on the super vague description to see which one you'll be stuck with for Valentine's Day!

Let's meet our postcards:

Contestant #1 is a super sweet guy with a musical talent.

Contestant #2 is a tinman hoping to steal your heart...don't let him. That's creepy.

Contestant #3...just sucks.

Contestant #4 is on fire, as in a flaming hot dumpster fire!

Contestant #5 is out of this world and will undoubtedly have you crashing right back down.

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UPDATE: All these are off to lead unsatisfying lives today, but there will be more later to disappoint even more unlucky recipients. <3