I have a plethora of random cards and I would really like to start purging them by sending them out to you!

I will send you a card chosen from my stash. It might be cute. It might be ugly. It might have a kitten on it, or a drawing from a child, or a print of a painting in a museum. It will be a mystery to you until you receive it!

To claim a card, please do the following:

1. Be a flaired user. (Doesn’t matter to me how much flair, but if you don’t have the envelope I will not be sending you anything.)

2. Make sure you can receive mail from the US!

3. Post a comment claiming your card! (Feel free to include a writing prompt if you want!)

4. Somewhere in your comment, mention green grapes.

5. Send me your address by PM or chat. (I will respond to confirm I got it within a couple of days.)

6. Tell me in your private communication with me if there’s anything that you absolutely do not wish to receive, especially if something may offend. Such as: nothing religious, no pink, etc. (I will do my best to avoid anything that would be offensive, but cannot promise that the card will be exactly what you request.)

I’ll work on sending these throughout January so it may take a few weeks to receive!