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[Offer] 13 Love Uncensored Postcard for the mildly intrigued [US, mostly*]
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^ If there aren’t as many US requesters, sure — but still, be kind to my stamp stash.

There are 44 days until Valentine’s Day, so let’s get the ball rolling.

Hard to believe that I started with 30-ish of these last summer, but now I have 13 postcards left from this set, as follows. They aren’t that dirty.

(mods, linked are the photos via Instagram, so when the post closes, those photos will be archived by then)

(1) The credit card one

“All I want is your love… and your credit card numbers.”

(2) The bow tie one

“Take it all off… except for the bow tie.”

(3) The pilot one

“Let’s Join the Mile High Club”

(4) The right swipe one

“Im so glad I swiped right.”

(5) The handcuff one

“I’ll bring the blindfold if you bring the handcuffs.”

(6) The one-night stand one

“I really thought this would just be a one-night stand.”

(7) The camera one

“Why don’t we spice things up?”

(8) The mermaid one

“I need to come up for air.”

(9) The voodoo one

“All of my exes say I’m unforgettable.”

(10) The honest one

“I know I should just walk away, but… you’re so hot.”

(11) The post-marriage one

“It’s all downhill from here.”

(12) The stockings one

“I’ll put it on… you’ll take it off.”

(13) The smoking one

“Let’s fuel each other’s bad habits.”

For those interested, comment which one you’d like, include a sassy/smart romantic sentence, and state whether you’re US or WW.

Edit: for the sentence, anything creative works. Perhaps I should have suggested a double entendre? Ex: I’ll give the chips if you play the wild card… my gosh, that was bad.

I’ll check back in a day.

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