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[OFFER] D-Class attention required to neutralize Euclid level threat [US to Anywhere]
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SilverInkblotV2 is in US to Anywhere
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I need your, that's right, YOUR, creative input! Interested in helping a poor, D-class artist? By all means, read on! Please read all instructions carefully.

I have a [REDACTED] number of cards whose colorless properties suck the joy out of everyday living. I need strange perspectives willing to hand over their craziest color schemes to neutralize the threat.

However, it's not as simple as it seems - the neutralizing agent will not work with a simple naming of colors such as "red, green, blue." Rather, a more... unique approach is key.

Your mission requires you to pick a blank and hand over a color palette without naming a single color. Previous successful neutralizations have included the following:

  • Winter in Arizona
  • Greenhouse on fire
  • Gay octopus
  • Dark academia rave cave
  • Mortally wounded peacock
  • An old, faded photograph of Liberace
  • Poisonous bouquet
  • Matador gone ice skating

As a reward for your participation, you may choose any of the following to include with your neutralized threat:

  • a poem about a color of your choosing
  • a YouTube video link of dubious origin
  • a song you've never heard
  • a short ramble concerning a favorite SCP

Participants will be chosen by throwing the knucklebones of SCP-682 over the I Ching.

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