Today's the day I'm thinking of abandoning my mailbox forever and never checking it again to see if there's ever anything in there! I keep getting cards from RandomActsofCards that I have not requested and yet they somehow seem to be sneaking their bothersome way into my mailbox all the time! It's a never ending problem! I asked the postie today what was going on! You know the guy! The one that has shorts on most of the time to show off his sexy hairy legs and knees! So I said, "Hey postie with the sexy hairy legs and knees! How come you're not wearing shorts today but have a winter coat and toque and heavy pants on instead today? And he says to me, "Cause it's winter weather out here you moron! The temperature is below freezing and I don't wear shorts at this time of year when it's so cold out you idiot!" Well the look he gave me made me feel as if I were some kind of a nut! And I'm no nut! I mean I didn't just fall out of a cashew tree and land at the postie's feet! So I says, "Well I think our conversation is over and I'll just leave right now and take my cards with me that you so unkindly keep foisting onto me all the time! And the next time I see you in shorts I'm not going to tell you that you have sexy hairy legs and knees!" So I got another one of those looks from the postie that made me think that he didn't know what I was talking about and that I was some kind of a nut! As though I was a nut going clunk out of a walnut tree! Anyway enough about the postie with the sexy hairy legs and knees! On to this thank you post!

First of all, I'd like to let you all know that I got a whopping two cards in my mailbox that the postie with the sexy hairy legs and knees (well, when he's wearing shorts) delivered for me today! The first card was from u/2363ar! How they managed to get this card to me is beyond my comprehension but I suspect that they might have perceived my return address on the envelope of the card I sent to them! And then they schemed to put my name on an envelope of their own with a thank you card inside and sent it to me! The dastardly fiends! Here's a pic of the front of the card! Now I'm pretty sure that I'm definitely correct in assuming this is a thank card just by looking at what's on the front of that card! It even says "Thank You" just to confirm that fact! And look at the cute elephant holding a dainty flower in it's beak... I mean trunk! (My mind got away from me there for a moment!) And inside the card as can be seen here is another irksome thank you, as if one thank you on the card weren't enough along with a bazillion other things going on on this unbelievable card! The time and effort taken to put all this incredible stuff on the inside of this card must have taken this overworked person days or even decades to finish off this masterpiece! Look at that spectacular printing and writing! I'm in love with this card I must admit! Nobody's getting their hands on this card cause it's all mine and it's going to be displayed on my bedroom dresser! I can see the jealous envy and lusting of everyone wandering through my bedroom wanting to pilfer my card ! But I'm guarding it with my life!

On to the second card! I bet you this person also peaked at my return address on the front of the envelope I sent their way! And misused my address to send me a card! Now this card from u/LightbringerUK had me stumped! See what I mean by perusing the front of the card here! The card front doesn't tell me anything as to why I'm receiving this card! No message on the card! What's up with that? However, it's design was so intricate and well crafted that I was positive that it was a store bought card! But boy was I wrong! On closer inspection I realized after inspecting it for several hours that it was a hand crafted card! Talk about sheer talent! All the images on the front of the card are hand drawn! Amazing! Love this card too! What are the odds of me getting two cards in one day that I love delivered by the postie with the sexy hairy legs and knees! Why I'll bet you the odds are 2 to 1! And look at that amazing background colour wash effect! I'm thinking that the top colours were made by throwing the card in the washing machine with some female's pink undies and the bottom of the card was made by throwing the same card in the washing machine with some guy's blue undies! Ha! Got this all figured out! I'm gonna have to try this undies thing on my cards in the washing machine and see how it works out! Look out world here comes a bunch of amazing cards from my washing machine in the near future! I'm all set for the blue undies in my bedroom drawers! The only problem will be asking strangers if they have any pink undies that they can lend me! Oh yeah before I go, I happened to open this card and guess what? It's another thank you card! Well, thank you for the thank you card! Now it's time to head outdoors and see if I can find someone who just happens to have some pink undies in their possession that I can borrow! Gonna make me some fantastic cards for all you RandomActsofCard-ers! Look out world here I come! (Or maybe look out jail here I come wearing those annoying handcuffs if I'm reported for bothering people for their pink undies! I hope you can receive cards from RAoC in the jail cells! Maybe I'll ask the warden if I can use a prison washing machine to make coloured cards to send out to all you fine people! Hope he wears pink undies cause I've got the blues!)