Greetings from Earth 1!

'Tis I, your friendly neighborhood Drunkaclaus, ready to make your dreams come true by giving you ANOTHER drunk Christmas Card! That's right, for the low low price of NOTHING you can have a Christmas Card sent to you, from me (or my wife!) this Holiday Season!

How does this work? First, you got to The Website and fill out the form. (E-Mail is marked as required, but if you just put NA it will pass through just fine! It's for an eCard, if you want one!)

So, the way this works:

December 5th, at 9AM, the wife and I are going to start getting our buzz on. Around 10:30 or so, after kicking back a lot of drinks quickly, we're going to kick up Facebook Live and start messaging people on Reddit, Twitter, Instagram, and via E-Mail. (That's why we ask for Social Media!)

Around noon, we're probably going to eat lunch, and then start writing cards. We're going to keep drinking, and writing, until we have all the cards done! No matter how long it takes! (We will still be safe, I've never died doing this yet!)

Cards will hit the mail box on December 7th, and speed their way to you.

What can you do to help make this a truly remarkable year, even though everything bad seems to have happened? Why, you can sign up! You can tell your friends to sign up! Share the site on Social Media! Get your Grandma involved! Just make sure you fill out the "Notes" section - we want to be able to give you a great card.

Last year we had 167 people sign up. I'd like to break 200 this year. Can we do it? Absolutely!

With YOUR help, anyway!

So sign up today! Operators are standing by.