[Offer] Take This Card From Me, Please [WW]

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PoisonousKey is a female/female couple, or multiple females in WW

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I’ve had this card for a while now, and I just can’t send it to someone I know.^{Ijustcan’t.}

It’s a birthday card with a dirty limerick and pictures of a muscular, shirtless man.

If it’s not your birthday, I can cross off birthday and write in a different reason for you to celebrate. Got a new haircut? Adulted today? Great! Let me send this card to you! But I’m not going to send it to a third party on your behalf.

So if you want a card with a dirty limerick and pictures (did I mention there’s pictures?!), comment what you want to celebrate. If more than one person is interested, I’ll pick a winner at random.

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