Happy Fourth to my American pals. A day when you can gorge yourself on wieners and burgers and blow off digits with fireworks. A total 10/10.

Seeing as how America right now is a doodie diaper filled with butts, I thought I’d take our collective mind off of the dumpster fire happening around us an offer cards featuring the work of our Lord and Savior, George Lucas. That’s right— I gots Star Wars postcards.

Want one? Comment your favorite Star Wars character or movie OR comment your favorite Fourth tradition. Then, PM me your details, please.

For your details, I need a name, initials, or nickname (NOT a username), and an address. The name requirement is because username cards don’t always reach their destinations. I can send out ten-ish cards.

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve been on the sub, so please bear with me as I get back into sending cards.

May the force be with you, you, and you.