https://i.imgur.com/jv2Jysa.jpg

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes! I grow ever older, my bones ache, and I forgot if I should be wearing pants or not. So I think that's a great thing <3

/u/kimmylubs - Thanks for the... thanks smile post card! It's like a double going on. Pretty sure that counts. I hope your project is as successful as how amazing you are!

/u/kimmylubs - I suppose we're now quite a talkative pair huh? I totally understand the not wanting to go to the post office and getting stamps... so I just started ordering them online and mailing things out like a week later haha. But now I do want to pee on someone... is that allowed?

/u/dirtytightsdelano - Thanks for the birthday wish! I do enjoy crossing out the have to had. Time is a mistress we all must abide by.

/u/imeldamail - This is really quite a fancy card. Everyone knows that pisces are the best of all the astrological signs. And this all looks like it's been really fancily hand made, envelope included. I am a bit in awe, and rightfully jealous of your skill. I think it would actually be quite a perfect thing to hang here.

/u/pinktothebone - Thanks for the birthday card! I suppose I should write back and let you know who my favorite character is... perhaps you'll find something sent back shortly. Oh! And I thought it was interesting that this was the first card I ever got that was inspected by the US Government: https://i.imgur.com/rJxy4tt.jpg

Apparently, they sliced open the side, inspected it, and sealed it back up with "Inspected by US Dept of Homeland Security" tape. I've never seen that before... I suppose we all have demons in our closet don't we?