Hello everybody!

Okay so I have this idea, just for fun, so hear me out.

I’d like to send someone a postcard. With something horribly embarrassing written on it. Like, uncomfortably awkward. I want to make the mailmen and mail ladies blush. I want them to tell the story of the postcard they saw that one time that said something awful. I want it to live in infamy.

I’ll choose the winner sometime tonight, and send it out Monday.

Here’s the post “rules” or whatever: you have to be a flaired user (you have to have sent a card and gotten at least 1 thank you), you have to comment on this post with an example of something REALLY awful and embarrassing and blush-worthy that could be written on the card, and you have to obviously be okay with getting a card that’s probably NSFW (just because of the words, not the image on the actual postcard). Please don’t send me a PM yet, I’ll message the winner to get the info.

I kinda hope this creates some community engagement, let’s all put our dirty minds together and make my mailman blush!

xoxo

Edit: either y’all don’t like me or this isn’t a good idea... so I guess I’ll close this offer. Sorry for offending you guys.