EDIT - I have made a card for everyone who sent an address; I will not be reminding anyone to PM me a note with an address if they want a card! That's on you guys. This happens a lot when I put up offers, so this will be your only reminder from me :)

Alone on Valentine's this year? Tired of feeling sad and unloved in a cold, careless world? Allow me to bring a few precious seconds of serotonin into your miserable existence with a randomly hand-picked Valentine's Day postcard of questionable good taste! Guaranteed to make you breathily exhale a little louder through your nose while standing at the mailbox!

I have thirty unique postcards that I will be mailing out until I get bored or run out of stamps! For the low, low price of free, I will add one of the following on the backside:

- a haiku with the wrong amount of syllables

- wax lyrical about a favorite color

- seduction tips that will 100% work, absolutely

- a sticker that leaves no room for any writing whatsoever

- a list about any topic of your choice

Get yours today!!!1!

u/AmericanDaydreamer - sticker!

u/JacksChocolateCake - seduction tips!

u/daddysgirl-kitten - seduction tips!

u/Rowan0301 - haiku!

u/kidkipling - sticker!

u/emannon_skye - random!

u/Isbirdreallytheword - seduction tips!

u/amrache - seduction tips!

u/cardsformom - octopus list!

u/feellikebeingajerk - haiku!

u/xrcarnesx - ???

u/spicybleachh - worst songs!

u/whendlesbagoi - color!