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My nephew and I will be visiting a lantern festival this Sunday to celebrate Lunar New Year, so I'm offering up twelve, that's right, TWELVE handwritten horoscopes just for you! Divined by a fusion of natural green tea leaves and the I Ching, this sightseer won't steer you wrong in the months to come!
Fortune is non-refundable, non-omniscient, additional readings cannot be provided. If your fortune leads you off a cliff, please call 1-800-NOT-MY-PROBLEM.
GET YOURS TODAY!
Rat: u/midnightmems - Done!
Dog: u/fightclubalumni - Done!
Ox: u/jgroomes - Done!
Boar: u/meowprincesssandwich Done!
Horse: u/suzilla10 - Done!
Ram: u/emotion45 - Done!
Tiger: u/roisinruaa
Snake: u/ninajyang - Done!
Rabbit: u/vicsinn - Done!
Dragon: u/ayocaptain - Done!
Monkey: u/reclusivewolf - Done!
Rooster: u/avocadopancake
This is a joke, please do not take my horoscopes seriously. Though I have been known to get things right on occasion :P
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