Hi everyone. I have had these fishy fish postcards for a while and have never sent them out because, well, I just don’t like fish. I don’t like anything about them and somehow assumed nobody else would either. And then I got to thinking that some weirdo person out there probably does actually like fish, hence this offer.

I have these five lovely and stunning (I went heavy on the sarcasm there) fish related postcards for anyone who wants them. Yep, all 5 at once. First person to ask for them gets them ALL. US only.

REQUIREMENTS:

*Please actually like fish - to eat, to look at, etc.*

*Don’t just grab these up for the sake of getting free shit postcards.*

They are: 1. Sea lamprey, Atlantic mackerel & giant oarfish. 2. Ray-finned fish 3. Salmon, coelacanth & red mullet 4. Spotted eagle ray 5. Bonus since it’s not a fish but an amphibian: European common frog life cycle

EDIT: Stupid syntax fixes