Love birds

Would anyone be interested in an exclusive, one of a kind, priceless Valentine’s paw print from of one my dogs? It will come, specially made just for you, on a child’s Valentine’s card. I know, who can resist such an offer…

Never mind that the idea came to me while cleaning my floor of muddy paw prints. Which I have to do a few times a day due to all of the much needed rain we are getting. Anyway, this limited offer print will be made with animal safe and washable ink so no animals will be harmed in the making of your unique Valentine. And if I wind up having a bunch of red ink paw prints all over my floors, maybe it will distract from the muddy ones?

I will also include a sweet treat and an legit Valentine’s card. Figured I should make this offer now since the trial run of said paw prints did not go well and will most likely take a lot of time and what is left of my sanity.

This is an offer but exchanges with stories of your pets would be most welcome.

P.S. These will be mailed in the beginning of February.
Edit: I just realized the text in the pic is missing an ' and I'm too lazy to fix it. In case anyone cares, which I doubt.