After seeing people's interest in "high thoughts" cards, I am offering five puppy and kitty cards to send out to you lovely folks whilst blazed on hypotenuse (AKA pot) later this evening. I'm also going to toss in as many extras as a forever stamp will allow!

DISCLAIMER:

1. I cannot guarantee anything I write in your card will make any logical sense. A little sample of what I wrote in cards from the last offer: How underrated Fat Joe is (no idea where this came from), why wolves are majestic, and my go-to Taco Bell order.
2. You must be okay with receiving tiny trinkets and other small shit that you do not need.

All I'm asking from you:

1. Comment below with which card number you'd like (Link to pictures here)
2. PM me your address along with some of your likes/interests/hobbies. This will be very helpful in picking which extras to include. I have an embarrassingly large stash of add-in's, so please, be as specific as you'd like!

Exchanges are welcome but certainly not necessary! Sorry international folks, I'm out of WW stamps :/

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Card #1: /u/thisISme4now

Card #2: /u/mlcathcart

Card #3: /u/Alabryan

Card #4: /u/calvinatenhobbez

Card #5: /u/bananacreampiee