Hi! I found a book in a thrift store :) It is titled Best Things Anybody Ever Said. It is A compilation so there are actually four books in this one book. Each book had 637 things. So, If you pick a number from 1 to 637 I will write four separate quotes, that according to this book are some of the BEST things EVER said.

For example, number 265.

In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor Roosevelt. When FDR discovered the hoax in 1936 the two men decided to stay together for the sake of the children. - Johnny Carson

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. -Jackie Mason

I will not eat oysters I want my food dead —not sick, not wounded— dead. -Woody Allen

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just drop them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. —Margaret Smith

Feel free to repeat numbers, if you want. If you are interested, comment and then message me your address. Thanks so much!

Going to mark this fulfilled for now! You all are great:)

Edit #2—- All cards of people that sent me their addresses are in the mailbox! If you messaged and didn’t send an address, I still wrote out your card, so if you still are interested please send you address by pm. Thanks so much!