Hi! Today, I will be your host. My name is James Cordrey. You may remember me from such events as "Drunk Christmas Cards" and "Drunk Christmas Cards 2 - The Drunkening", or maybe even "Drunk Christmas Cards 3 - Back to the Drink!". But if not, I'll tell you a bit about myself.

This is my fourth year doing Drunk Christmas Cards. My Grandfather once told me that he'd only ever written a few letters in his life, and that astounded me. I've always had an affinity for the written word, and I had assumed, as a child, that I would write a lot of them.

I was wrong. About 4 years ago, I decided I wanted to write some letters. But this, being the age of the internet and all, I wanted to do something catchy. I somehow settled on doing them drunk, and the rest is history.

So, if you have any questions, or want to sign up, please do! My Girlfriend and I will be filling out the cards, and we'll be getting 3 sheets (or further) to the wind! The form is [here]http://damadar.net/ChristmasCards/Home/SignUp). If you sign up, please include a note! Even if it just lists some of your interests. That makes it WAY easier to figure out what to write while drunk. :P

If you're from out of the United States, where it says "State", just put N/A if your country doesn't have states or provinces.

Thank you!

Edit: If there are any other Subreddits that might enjoy a free card, let me know in the comments. :)