It was recently "sort the craft room" time (again/still/always). This includes a lot of things, but especially pruning down and then sorting what's left of my truly ridiculous sticker collection.

What does that mean for my lovely RAoC pals? Yes, that's right, it's REJECT STICKER CARD TIME. For those unfamiliar, this is a regular occurrence in which = I try to convince myself that collaging together a set of truly baffling/confusing/misprinted/vaguely (or not-so-vaguely) appropriative of other cultures/just plain ugly stickers onto all sides of a folded card somehow makes an end product that is greater than the sum of its parts. Occasionally, I'm correct, but usually, they're just... really weird.

In this part of this offer, I have 3 such cards for flaired US users. [Non-US RAoCers, see a reject sticker card offer for you here.]

US friends, to claim:

• Be in the US
• Be flaired
• Be willing to post thanks when you receive this gem
• Comment below with one of these three phrases (don't pick one someone else has already picked, as this will determine which card you get!):
  • Silent shower claimed
  • Error sausages claimed
  • Treasure tender claimed

If you are chosen, I will contact you if I need your mailing info!