Do you have a question, or just want advice in general? Well, let me consult today's book selection! These are all authored by individuals who people trusted too much in recent history (one is still going strong!), so surely you should trust them now. Especially because I will provide my own interpretation of the line(s) I divine and I'm, uh... look, I have a clean record, and that includes white collar crime.

If you'd like a card, please comment an emoji, the question you'd like to ask (or if you'd like a general reading), and which of the following books you'd like me to consult:

🔮 A Touch of Hope: A Hands-On Healer Shares the Miraculous Power of Touch by Dean Kraft & Rochelle Kraft (this guy claimed to heal stuff like MS with the laying on of hands)

🔮 Lost was the Key: A True Story of Alien Abduction by Leah A. Haley (propagated Men in Black mythology, illustrated a children's book about how being abducted is good just to scare people with it on TV)

🔮 The Reincarnation of Edgar Cayce? Interdimensional Communication & Global Transformation by Wynn Free & David Wilcock (before David Wilcock was the unpleasant, forgettable blonde guy on Ancient Aliens, he was "literally" Edgar Cayce, Ra, a guy who wasn't divorced, and some other things)

Thanks for reading! I'm looking forward to doing these :) please no questions about world events, health, or death.